Pooter Quotes & Sayings

My heart felt withered, a neglected fruit that would never again sweeten, now that my love was dead. — Cheryl R Cowtan

Sometimes people are mean because they feel insecure about themselves. — E. Lockhart

What's the good of a home, if you are never in it? — George Grossmith

I think people realise that I'm happy with what I've achieved. — Kelly Holmes

It's hard to remember who you were when you're constantly pretending to be someone you're not. — Amy Ewing

Like almost every truly horrible thing that has ever happened in the history of our world, the end also began with a kiss. — Dennis Sharpe

Charlie dear, it is I who have to be proud of you. And I am very, very proud of you. You have called me pretty; and as long as I am pretty in your eyes, I am happy. You, dear old Charlie, are not handsome, but you are good, which is far more noble. — George Grossmith

Showing up to games year after year, no matter what the product on the field gives you back, is a learned behavior - sort of like rats in a maze searching for cheese. The rat learns the maze, learns where the cheese is placed and eventually goes to it without thought, even when the cheese is taken away. The rat doesn't know anything else. — Joe Cowley

I am not interested in anything that doesn't have a genuine heart to it. You've got to have soul in the hole. If that isn't there, I don't see the point. — Nick Cave

Driving home, I am struck by the sudden thought that the world is inflatable, trees and grass and houses ready to collapse with the single prick of a pin. I have the sense that if I veer the car to the left, smash through the picket fence and the little Tykes playground, it will bounce us back like a rubber bumper. — Jodi Picoult

I never was so immensely tickled by anything I had ever said before. I actually woke up twice during the night, and laughed till the bed shook. — George Grossmith

Some people seem quite destitute a sense of humour. — George Grossmith

I was sure the Egyptian title said the Divine Pooter. But that made no sense, unless Khnum had magic powers I didn't want to know about. — Rick Riordan