Pooper Scooper Quotes & Sayings

If you cry over a guy, then your friends can't date him. It can't even be considered. — Taylor Swift

Once I got over the fact that my Latin teacher was a horse, we had a nice tour, though I was careful not to walk behind him. I'd done pooper-scooper patrol in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade a few times, and, I'm sorry, I did not trust Chiron's back the the way I trusted his front. — Rick Riordan

For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper. — Rodney Dangerfield

Pooper scooper? Yeah, I've done it a few times. Every once in a while, you have to. — Kobe Bryant

I had a joint once and I didn't feel right for a whole year. — Miranda July

A lot of people work really diligently to maintain a "profile" in the writing world, but that's so hard, and so boring most of the time. So you just keep doing what you like to do, I guess, and try to enjoy it. — Dan Chaon

I love Washington. I have an affection for the place. For a satirist, I think it's sort of Disneyland. I mean, you know, there's always some inspiration in the morning's headlines. — Christopher Buckley

You have a heart and nerves the same as your brother men! Why should you be anxious to conceal them? — Emily Bronte

With the poetry of plain speaking, Shannon Hitchcock recreates the daily drama of a vanished world. — Richard Peck

Everything in life comes with a pooper scooper factor — Karen Salmansohn

I lived in a world that at any moment could erupt into fire. It was the sort of knowledge that kept you on your toes. — Jeannette Walls

I love doing comedy. I did comedy for seven years on 'The King of Queens.' — Lou Ferrigno

They start the day confident, braced, believing themselves desired at Miss Smith's tea party; they say to themselves as they go into the room, I am the superior of half the people here, and it is thus that they speak with that self-confidence, that self-assurance, which have had such profound consequences in public life and lead to such curious notes in the margin of the private mind. — Virginia Woolf

On the onside, first there is God, then Sourav Ganguly. — Rahul Dravid