Pool Noodle Quotes & Sayings

I lived in a picture perfect subdivision with color coordinated houses and mailboxes, yellow labs prancing within the borders of invisible electric fences, and balding dads on riding lawn mowers. It was the type of community where housewives spent their summers tanning by the pool, half-heartedly watching their Ritalin pumped brat beat another brat with a foam noodle while rehashing Sunday's Bible study between whispers of Susie's weight gain and Dan's canoodling with the babysitter. — Maggie Young

And know if I'll only be true to the glorious quest That my heart lies peaceful and calm When I'm laid to my rest. — Joe Darion

Gifts are given by God and empowered by God to glorify God. — Gloria Furman

The fact that you can love something that you've lost is all the incentive you need to love again, as opposed to becoming comfortably numb. — CeeLo Green

I'm not someone who believes in wasting my vote. — Robert Carlyle

If chimpanzees have consciousness, if they are capable of abstractions, do they not have what until now has been described as 'human rights'? How smart does a chimp have to be before killing him constitutes murder? — Carl Sagan

I'm having a good time, Please don't blame me, I'm knocking myself out Don't try to tame me Let me have my fun, I've got to have my fling, Some folks say I'm blowing my top Talk don't mean a thing, ... — Alberta Hunter

I had nowhere to look but into his beautifil freen eyes. "I make a halfway decent friend if you give me the chance." ( ... ) Kota was on his back, his elbow against his forehead. His mouth was open and he was breathing slowly. With his glasses off, he looked completely adorable. I stayed awake as long as I could to watch him. — C.L.Stone

You are a product of your thoughts.
Your thoughts are products of your desires.
You desires are products of your soul. — Matshona Dhliwayo

But I like to think it was then that I realized that I wasn't afraid of anything anymore. — Jojo Moyes

Without words, without writing and without books there would be no history, there could be no concept of humanity. — Hermann Hesse

As far as physical health goes, I try to eat in a balanced way, sleep enough, and stay active. — Maria Canals Barrera

What is this?" Hendrix demanded next to me. "A pool noodle?" I looked over at the long foam purple noodle and burst into more laughter. — Rachel Higginson