Poochigian Aristophanes Quotes & Sayings

It was like being in an exciting movie, except I didn't know whether it was a romance or a comedy. — Louise Rennison

Headache!" Zeus bellowed. "Bad. bad headache!"
As if to prove his point, the lord of the universe slammed his face into his pancakes, which demolished the pancakes and the plate and put a crack in the table, but did nothing for his headache.
"Aspirin?" Apollo suggested. (he was the god of healing)
"Nice cup og tea?" Hestia suggested
"I could split your skull open," offered Hephaestus, the blacksmith god
"Hephaestus!" Hera cried. "Don't talk to your father that way!"
"What?" Hephaestus demanded "Clearly he's got a problem in there. I could open up the hood and take a look. Might relieve the pressure. Besides, he's immortal. It won't kill him — Rick Riordan

Years later, I learned an English word for the creature that Assef was, a word for which a good Farsi equivalent does not exist: sociopath. — Khaled Hosseini

We need to start rejoicing when the devil is mad, because he sees our blessing before we do — Sunday Adelaja

And he showed Shadow how to do the thing. — Neil Gaiman

It is infinitely easier to experience an indescribable experience than to describe it. — Kevin Focke

Anyone that has come to America past the age of eighteen will be able to understand when I say that you can never shake your accent. — Martin Yan

Any model we make does not describe the universe it describes what our brains are capable of saying at this time. — Robert Anton Wilson

Your body is a physical representation of the cumulative effect of all the experiences you've had throughout your life. — Dashama Konah Gordon

It is anything you like best, my own,' she answered, laughing with glistening eyes and standing on tiptoe to kiss him, 'if you will only humour me when the fire burns up. — Charles Dickens

It is perplexing to see the flexibility of the so-called 'exact sciences' which by cast-iron laws of logic and by the infallible help of mathematics can lead to conclusions which are diametrically opposite to one another. — Vasco Ronchi