Poliziotti Dall Quotes & Sayings

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries. — Henny Youngman

If you have good food, people will come to your restaurant. — Mickey Gilley

The Skeleton
Chattering finch and water-fly
Are not merrier than I;
Here among the flowers I lie
Laughing everlastingly.
No: I may not tell the best;
Surely, friends, I might have guessed
Death was but the good King's jest,
It was hid so carefully. — G.K. Chesterton

Curiosity is only vanity. We usually only want to know something so that we can talk about it. — Blaise Pascal

Too bad he wasn't as nice as his truck. — Diann Hunt

If at first you don't succeed, put your feet up and drink wine. — Me

I had put a shower curtain on the floor, covered the couches and our new flat-screen TV with garbage bags. The midwife asked, "What do you think is going to happen in here?" I never said I was smart. — Jim Gaffigan

When the system you want to be a part of so badly turns you into someone you're unhappy with and you lose sight of yourself, is it worth it? Er ... probably not. — Felicia Day

Governments don't control people like they used to. — Noam Chomsky