Politics The Onion Quotes & Sayings

Truth is the one thing in nature always consistent with itself, and it is the one guide given to us in steering on the ocean of fate. — Arthur Alfred Lynch

Obeying an inalienable law, things grew, growing riotous and strange in their impulse for growth. — Brian Aldiss

Yet, for my part, I was never usually squeamish; I could sometimes eat a fried rat with a good relish, if it were necessary. I am glad to have drunk water so long, for the same reason that I prefer the natural sky to an opium-eater's heaven. I would fain keep sober always; and there are infinite degrees of drunkenness. I believe that water is the only drink for a wise man; wine is not so noble a liquor; and think of dashing the hopes of a morning with a cup of warm coffee, or of an evening with a dish of tea! Ah, how low I fail when I am tempted by them! Even music may be intoxicating. Such apparently slight causes destroyed Greece and Rome, and will destroy England and America. Of all ebriosity, who does not prefer to be intoxicated by the air he breathes? — Henry David Thoreau

Everybody goes through challenges. There's stuff that happens personally that's challenging, stuff in work that's difficult, disappointments that happen. — Melanie Lynskey

You don't get a mix of ovals and road/street course racing with this level of competition and speed anywhere other than Indy Car, and I think that's why it has remained a popular choice for so many young drivers. — Charlie Kimball

to sustain these true moments of insight one has to be highly disciplined, lead a disciplined life, — Mason Currey

Money is nothing more than a tool. It can be a force for good, a force for evil, or simply idle. — Jim Stovall