Politcal Humor Quotes & Sayings

Genuine innovations are not just about brilliant insights. They're the result of taking those insights and turning them into things that people will actually use and then finding a way to get those products into people's hands. — Anonymous

Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil. — Molly Harper

Coquetry is the art of successful deception. — Louise Colet

When you want to be honored by others, you learn to honor them first. — Sathya Sai Baba

Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes! — Dennis Miller

Is driving me crazy your idea of seduction? — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Claire took a stuttered breath. She couldn't stand the soft, reassuring tone of his voice. There was still an infinitesimal part of her that wanted her husband to somehow make it all better. — Karin Slaughter

I text tiny a minute later.
MADE NEW GAY FRIEND.
And he texts back
PROGRESS!!! — David Levithan

Very frankly, I am opposed to people being programmed by others. My whole approach in broadcasting has always been 'You are an important person just the way you are. You can make healthy decisions.' Maybe I'm going on too long, but I just feel that anything that allows a person to be more active in the control of his or her life, in a healthy way, is important. — Fred Rogers

Human beings are under the control of a strange force that bends them in absurd ways, forcing them to play a role in a bizarre game of deception. — Jacques Vallee

If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem, and you're screwed. — Lyle Lovett

When you dream, all the scenery, characters, events, perils, and outcomes are built from your own consciousness, the darks and oppressions as well as the delights. Same with the world awake, though it takes you longer to build it. — Richard Bach