Podwaliny Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes you have to recycle celebrities to make them interesting, and they can be even better the second time around. Case in point: the fabulous and talented Miss Joey Heatherton, star of stage, screen, Vegas and mattress commercials. Close your eyes and imagine what it would be like to wake up one day and be Joey Heatherton. On July 8, 1985, it must not have felt so hot. Joey, goddess, was detained in the U.S. passport office at Rockefeller Center for allegedly becoming abusive at not receiving special treatment in the passport line. Supposedly, she threw a tantrum, grabbed passport-office clerk, Mary Polik, tore her hair out and smashed her head against the Formica counter. Oh, well, nobody's perfect. — John Waters

After Elner Shimfissle accidentally poked that wasps' nest up in her fig tree, the last thing she remembered was thinking "Uh-oh. — Fannie Flagg

I never was disillusioned with acting because I love acting. — Woody Harrelson

When I stopped hiding who I am, I started writing hits. — Shane McAnally

It's been my experience that you can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will. — L.M. Montgomery

It wont do to say that the reader is too dumb or too lazy to keep pace with the train of thought. If the reader is lost, it's usually because the writer hasn't be careful enough. — William Zinsser

The dirty little secret of journalism is that it really isn't a profession, it's a craft. All you need is a telephone and a conscience and you're all set. — Andrew Sullivan

Tom Cullen retraced the killer's steps for his book An Autumn of Terror. — Shirley Harrison

God's jokes are the soul's curriculum. — John Perry Barlow

Never act until you have clearly answered the question: "What happens if I do nothing?" — Robert Breault