Podlegao Quotes & Sayings

In my life I do a lot of things but I never forget my training. — Haile Gebrselassie

I honestly can't describe what goes on in my head when I'm out there. People who don't wrestle can't possibly understand it. When I'm in the ring, I don't feel any pain. I'm in another world out there. — Eddie Guerrero

The tax code will never be simplified in our lifetime because it's not about taxes; it's about congressmen distributing the pork. — Rita Mae Brown

A big company is like trying to steer a luxury liner. — Chris Hardwick

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy. — Andy Borowitz

Maybe he was what Lucian would have turned out to be if the old sheriff hadn't have lived in such interesting times. A couple of years in a Japanese prison camp might be just what Turk needed. But I didn't have a bridge over the river Kwai for him to build so we had to settle for Powder Junction. — Craig Johnson

Whoever envies another confesses his superiority. — Samuel Johnson

Life is a killer on the other side of the stake. Especially if your a vampire or a slayer. — Heather Brewer

Dare to do things worthy of imprisonment if you mean to be of consequence. — Juvenal