Pocketoni Quotes & Sayings

If the moral good of fiction stems mainly from a habit of mind it inculcates in the reader, styles are neither good nor bad, and to describe some fictional enterprises as false is pointless. — Mary Gordon

(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR. — Eoin Colfer

When my first semester grades came out, my mom and dad told me I wouldn't be playing football. — Joe Biden

My legacy to me is-when I drop dead and they're at my funeral - I want my three kids to get up and say, 'He's an awesome dad'. — Dana White

That man tried to picka my frienda's pocketoni! — David Sedaris

I like Canadians. Who doesn't like Canadians? It's amazing! They're the friendliest people on earth. — Sarah Rafferty

If the space travel is at the top of a country's agenda, that country is surely a very developed one! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The first Mardi Gras I went to, I stayed at the Tulane AE Pi house on Broadway. Slept on a pool table one night, slept under it the next. — Adam Richman

When we judge, we create negative karma. Judgment is a function of the personality. — Gary Zukav

Any idiot can face a crisis, it is day to day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov — Anonymous

Most so-called success in the world is slavery. — Bryant McGill

The artist does not draw what he sees, but what he has to make others see. — Edgar Degas

I would not call myself Catholic anymore, but I went to 16 years of Catholic school: grade school, high school and college. — William Mapother

The views of the Contact Group member-states must be taken seriously, as well as the guidelines set out in their document on Kosovo, which clearly says that the province should not be divided, — Martti Ahtisaari

Oh, hello," Dr. M says, shaking Balder's hand. "Wonderful costume. I'm a bit of a role player myself on the weekends. Tell me, where did you get the helmet?"
It was forged in the North, blessed by the hands of Odin, given to me by my mother, Frigg," Balder answers.
Lovely. I got mine on the Internet. — Libba Bray

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus! — George S. Kaufman