Plutons Bike Quotes & Sayings

My wife made me get a cellphone, which I keep in my briefcase. I've never used it. — Alan C. Greenberg

There'll always be a market for shit, of course. Just look at Jeffrey Archer! He writes like old people fuck doesn't he? — Stephen King

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. — Bertrand Russell

There aren't a lot of 'Aha!' moments in writing. — Damon Galgut

Funny enough, there have been puppets in everything I've written because I have a huge love of puppets. There's a big puppet musical at the end of 'Sarah Marshall.' I wrote 'The Muppets.' — Jason Segel

Don't worry if you miss your cue, because there's always doors opening. They keep opening. — Jim Carrey

It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it. — Mindy Kaling

I hope there are others also who don't mind trees. — Norman Maclean