Plastic Bag Funny Quotes & Sayings

So much of what we read nowadays is there one moment and gone the next. When you read something good, cherish it. — Carla H. Krueger

The young woman didn't move or acknowledge my presence, but when you've lost the back half of your skull I'd imagine that the appearance of a man as handsome as me was low on your list of priorities. — G.R. Matthews

I live in New York and travel all over the world on a regular basis. — Reem Acra

When I was twelve, a perceptive schoolmaster wrote in his report, "Sacks will go far, if he does not go too far," and this was often the case. — Oliver Sacks

I do doubles on Monday and Thursday, take Wednesday off or do easy cardio, do doubles on Thursday and Friday, and the weekend I just get outside and get active - jog or bike ride, or play tennis with my mom. — Mikaela Shiffrin

WHEN I was five years old my parents all of a sudden produced a baby boy, which my mother said was what I had always wanted. Where she got this idea I did not know. She did quite a bit of elaborating on it, all fictitious but hard to counter. — Alice Munro

If you would strew your path with thorns, and plant nettles in your death-pillow, then neglect to "hate evil". — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Oh- and grab the plastic bag over by my suitcase."
I slug down the last of the coffee and get up. The bag contains panty hose. I put them on her desk.
"They're for you."
"You want me to look homeless, desperate, but also kind of fabulous? — Holly Black

I don't like to sing things that just sound like they're going straight down the tubes, and they're circling the drain, and there's no hope. It doesn't feel good in any way to sing. — Jakob Dylan

At the time there were moments of extreme discomfort; but the adventure, the danger, the exhilaration of doubt and peril are in retrospect something I rather regret having lost. — Elizabeth Peters

Human beings are liars. I knew that. Which is why I sought the face in death. The face with no forced smile, no performance, no deliberately composed expression. — Otsuichi

In the early '90s, New York was a pretty depressing place. — Christine Baranski

We deserve punishment and get forgiveness; we deserve God's wrath and get God's love. — Philip Yancey