Planking Funny Quotes & Sayings

All the PG-13 superhero movies are depriving me of the gore that I need. — Clark Gregg

I am the mother of Odin's stallion, Sleipnir. I am the father of Fenrir Sun-Eater, and of Hel Half-Rotted and of Jormungund the World-Serpent. I am Loki Scar-Lip, Loki Skywalker, Loki Giant's Child, Loki Lie-Smith. I am Loki, who is fire and wit and hate. I am Loki. And I will be under an obligation to no one. — Neil Gaiman

I reach for the pettiest thing I can think of because no one has a hard time believing how petty a girl can be. — Courtney Summers

Each step, each strain of the eye Opens out a new horizon; And every day throws in our way Something new, to grow more wise on. — Robert B. Leighton

My relationship to all my family in Ireland is more to family as a whole. It wasn't that we had a very specific one-on-one relationship. — Aoife O'Donovan

On the theoretical side, I was concerned with stochastic resonance. — Richard Ernst

I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe. — David Cross

I actually don't have a bad hairline. — Donald Trump

Citizens, you will elect me - I will be your leader. — Kate McKinnon

I know now-I think I probably already knew then- that all lives are exceptional. — Jose Eduardo Agualusa

she couldn't find a decent job without references at the age of nineteen had grown and grown, until she became a headhunter for the oddest and most elite array of clientele. She had an absolute genius for bringing the right people together. In the — Joanne Reid

You've got bluebirds in your-- Yah, I know. Happens whenever I heal someone. Pops called 'em the bluebirds of healing. My beard is their magical home. — Kurtis J. Wiebe