Planking Exercise Quotes & Sayings

Ice cubes sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than sexy models in cheesecake poses. — Wilson Bryan Key

President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all. — Jean Chretien

Oh little Poupchette, some may tell you that you are nobody's child, a child of defilement, a child begotten in fear and horror. Some may tell you that you are a child of abomination conceived in abomination, a tainted child, a child polluted long before you were born. Do not pay attention to them, my little sweetheart, please do not listen to them; listen to me. I say you are my child and I love you. I sometimes say that out of horror, beauty and purity and grace are born. I say I am your father for ever. I say the loveliest rose can bloom in contaminated soil. I say you are the dawn, the light of all my tomorrows, and the only thing that matters is the promise you represent. I say you are my luck and my forgiveness. My darling Poupchette, I say you are my whole life. — Philippe Claudel

Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people. — Ozzy Osbourne

I would like to make sleeping my new hobby, except that I'm too tired, really, to have a hobby. But a girl can always dream. — Susan Orlean

I think it's perfectly just to refuse service to anyone based on behavior, but not based on race or religion. — Dean Koontz

It's easy to carry the past as a burden instead of a school. It's easy to let it overwhelm you instead of educate you. — Jim Rohn

idea of a husband who could be killed any moment made — J. Carson Black

People need to learn how to work, learn how to support themselves. I think it's just fine to be eccentric. — Temple Grandin