Plagiarist Apologizes Quotes & Sayings

I applied for a job as the night box office manager of a small theater company in Boystown. The job paid about five dollars an hour for a four-hour shift, so I was surprised to find that it required a lengthy interview with the artistic director of the theater. I had a degree in drama, I explained. We talked (meaning she talked) about playwrights we (she) liked. It was between me and another girl for the job, and she needed to know what I had to offer the Tiny Pretentious Theater Company because "We — Tina Fey

There is no problem in human life that apprenticeship to Jesus cannot solve. — Dallas Willard

If you want a world ruled by law and not by force you must build up, from the very grassroots, a respect for law. — Eleanor Roosevelt

Love has no value, except emotional torment. — Debasish Mridha

Thus the British Empire came into existence; and thus - for there is no stopping damp; it gets into the inkpot as it gets into the woodwork - sentences swelled, adjectives multiplied, lyrics became epics, and little trifles that had been essays a column long were now encyclopaedias in ten or twenty volumes. — Virginia Woolf

We have to serve ourself many years before we gain our own confidence. — Henry S. Haskins

I have filled 3 Mead notebooks trying to figure out whether it was Them or Just Me. — David Foster Wallace