Pivnicki Kackavalj Quotes & Sayings

And Grandma spooned in some beans. "We need one of them psychics," Grandma said. "I saw on television where you can call them up, and they know everything. They find dead people all the time. I saw a couple of them on a talk show, and they were saying how they help the police with these serial murder cases. I was watching that show, and I was thinking that if I was a serial murderer I'd chop the bodies up in little pieces so those psychics wouldn't have such an easy job of it. Or maybe I'd drain all the blood out of the body and collect it in a big bucket. Then I'd bury a chicken, and I'd take the victim's blood and make a trail to the chicken. Then the psychic wouldn't know what to make of it when the police dug up a chicken." Grandma helped herself to the gravy boat and poured gravy over her pot roast. "Do you think that'd work?" Everyone but Grandma paused with forks in midair. — Janet Evanovich

I've come to realize one thing, that stories are always bigger than we are, they happen to us and we are their protagonists without realizing it, but in the stories we live, we aren't the true protagonists, the true protagonist is the story itself. — Antonio Tabucchi

If this man were a wolf, he'd be the fucking Alpha. — Regina Shiderly

A weight pressed on his heart. How could he want something and fear it so much at the same time? — Pam Munoz Ryan

There's no one that ever beat me playing cards, the only one that ever beat me was myself. — Stu Ungar

The thymus produces three types of cells: B-cells, T-cells, and my favorite, NKs. NK stands for 'natural-killer,' also called macrophages. They will attack anything. They'll devour a virus, burst cancer cells, whatever it takes." McAlister said, "So if a healer in Tibet stumbled onto a combination of herbs that boosts the thymus' ability to produce NK cells, it could create a sort of super-immune system. — Hunt Kingsbury

Finally, I couldn't imagine how I could live without books, and I stopped dreaming about marrying that Chinese prince ... — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If sharks could smile, they'd smile like he was now. — Kathleen Peacock

It seems to be expected of every pilgrim up the slopes of the mathematical Parnassus, that he will at some point or other of his journey sit down and invent a definite integral or two towards the increase of the common stock. — James Joseph Sylvester

Art is pattern informed by sensibility. — Herbert Read

Though I drive in the valley of the shadow of death I fear no hijackers, but another fuel increase. — Niq Mhlongo

It's amazing how things could change so quickly, in the blink of an eye. Maybe more miracles awaited on the horizon. — Bryan Davis

You don't have no idea who you are. And if you don't know who you are," Polly continued, "you can't know nothing about where you beee-long. — Jonathan Odell

Just because it's the biggest secret in the history of the world doesn't make it any less true. — Gina Damico