Pitifullest Quotes & Sayings

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. — Joan Rivers

My mother is more of an adviser. I followed everything she did when I was younger, because I looked up to her so much. — Mindy Kaling

Knowing that my granddad was a highly respected actor wasn't necessarily intimidating, but it definitely meant there was always a pressure to live up to his reputation. I think that's why acting wasn't something I even considered doing, as a kid. — Steven R. McQueen

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing. — Ashleigh Brilliant

How often in our lives have we withheld the truth from someone we're supposed to love? We justify it by telling ourselves we're doing them some kindness, when in reality, we're just being selfish. We don't want them to know the truth because if they did, well, they might not love us anymore. How many of us have ever felt that no one would love us if they knew the real us? Love bears all things, the Bible tells us. The truth is, everyone who really loves you can bear the real you. — Erin O'Riordan

We can create the world where we are with the ones we want to love so easily. — Taylor Nadeau

Unless one becomes a womb one never becomes pregnant with god. One cannot conquer god, one can't be aggressive - that is the sure way to fail. One can only surrender and allow god to happen. That's what the quality of being feminine really is. That is the essential core of meditation. — Rajneesh

I feel great, the prognosis is excellent. — Steven Cojocaru

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. — Andrew Lang

This year, we must address the Colorado Paradox. We have more college degrees per capita than any state. Yet we lag the nation in the percentage of students who go on to higher education. — Bill Owens

Produce! Produce! Were it but the pitifullest infinitesimal fraction of a Product, — Thomas Carlyle

Timothy Leary and I kept the same hours. He believed, as I do, that After midnight, all things are possible. — Hunter S. Thompson

The golden coins might have been his, but they were still stolen - self-stolen? Auto-thieved? — Eliezer Yudkowsky