Pithy Funny Quotes & Sayings

I know your cause is lost, but in the heart / Of all right causes is a cause that cannot lose. — Christopher Fry

There's been a problem, a problem eating away at me from the inside out. I've become weak, I've shown human compassion, and it has weakened me. But no more. Tonight I will once again feast on fear and suffering. My appetite for agony will be awakened. I will once again taste the pain of others. I will feast on the fear of the innocent, and that is the sweetest taste of all. Tonight I hunger for a sacrifice. — Kane

The whisky bears a grudge against the decanter. — Samuel Beckett

We are each on our own journey; and while that journey always interacts with those of others, it remains uniquely ours. To understand it we need the eyes of a child. — John Mellor

While free markets tend to democratize a society, unfettered capitalism leads invariably to corporate control of government. — Robert Kennedy

We long for things that harm us and run from the things that grow and heal us. We think good is bad and bad is good. — Tessa Afshar

A psychologically engrossing novel about the homes we make-in our houses, in our neighborhoods, and in the hearts of our loved ones. Laken takes on that great unspoken American subject-class-and does so with frankness, acuity and surpassing feeling. DREAM HOUSE is a memorable debut novel from a fully mature talent. — Peter Ho Davies

I am a bookworm. — Holly Madison

What's that mean?" Eddie asked. "I hate it when you start up with your Zen Buddhist shit, Roland." "It means I don't know," Roland said. "Who is this man Zen Buddhist? Is he wise like me?" Eddie looked at Roland for a long, long time before deciding the gunslinger was making one of his rare jokes. "Ah, get outta here ... — Stephen King