Pistachios Nutritional Value Quotes & Sayings

There is a cliche that probably has some anecdotal evidence on the side that comedians are very depressed people, but that's because no one is ever going to seem as funny in a normal conversation as compared to when they're up there onstage in the spotlight making a huge audience keel over with laughter. — Robert Klein

This is President Obama's number one political agenda item because he knows we will never again have a Republican president, ever, if amnesty goes into effect. — Michele Bachmann

Most Americans are unaware that Thomas Jefferson was the first American president to go to war against radical Islam. Jefferson was very concerned with Islam's war-like doctrine and its inability to separate mosque and state. — Brad Thor

The real truth of life is on the streets. Photograph the daily lives of people, and how they exist, and how they fight for space and time and pleasure. — Don McCullin

The Intellectual is someone who meddles in what does not concern him. — Jean-Paul Sartre

Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you. — Dov Davidoff

my friend Ronald. He's a hunstman who lives in my letterbox. — James Roy

Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo. — Mignon McLaughlin

She'd woken up with a receipt for condoms. That much she knew. But had she used them? Even if she had, a little voice in the back of her head yelled, "Glow-in-the-dark condoms from the Dollar Store, probably expired! — Samantha Bohrman

It is the highest of earthly honors to be descended from the great and good. They alone cry out against a noble ancestry who have none of their own. — Ben Jonson

What you see is what you see. What you know is different — Mutabaruka