Piscopo Snl Quotes & Sayings

If I had the gift of Jerry Seinfeld, of Bill Cosby, of Lewis Black, these instinctively brilliant comic minds, then you go that route! But you gotta know your limitations. I'm more of an actor, more of a process guy. I did Tom Snyder, just as Danny Aykroyd did on 'SNL.' I did it in the club. — Joe Piscopo

The secret is to moisturize the face. I've been doing that since I was 17 years old. (on looking young) — Rod Stewart

I enjoy living life and I enjoy going to different restaurants and eating my way through a country and going to different museums and learning about different cultures. — Mila Kunis

The pilgrims chant with every minute subtracted from their lives. This is their sacrifice. — Alan Lightman

I worked in Trenton, and then I got sidetracked into comedy and then onto 'SNL.' And then into being a live performer - what I do now; virtually that's what I am: I'm a live entertainer. — Joe Piscopo

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop. — Marcel Marceau

Argentine political life is like the life of an ant community or an African forest tribe: full of events, full of crisis and deaths, but life is always cyclical, and the year ends as it begins. — V.S. Naipaul

It's not the matter you cover so much as it is the manner in which you cover it. — Jim Rohn

Missionary work is a priesthood duty - an obligation the Lord expects of us who have been given so very much. — Thomas S. Monson