Pirate Drunk Quotes & Sayings

I am sorry to say that sometimes matters of very small importance waste a good deal of precious time, by the long and repeated speeches and chicanery of gentlemen who will not wholly throw off the lawyer even in Congress. — William Whipple

If you want to surrender to creativity, surrender to creation. — Judith Orloff

It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now. — Sean Combs

The secret of force in writing lies not so much in the pedigree of nouns and adjectives and verbs, as in having something that you believe in to say, and making the parts of speech vividly conscious of it. — James Russell Lowell

When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something. — Joe Rogan

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary — Elbert Hubbard

If you're a Christian, Jew or Muslim, you're equally an American. That's the great thing about America, is the right to worship the way you see fit. — George W. Bush

Yeah," I said. "What is that? A bird? "It's the swan," he said. "Wow. A school with a swan. Wow."
"That swan is the spawn of Satan. Never get closer to it than we are now. — John Green

I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?"
A muscle ticked below his eye. "You should have told me anyway."
"While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I'm Disease, not Stupid. — Gena Showalter

I desire that on no occasion ... shall demonstrations of a political or religious character be made before my remains. — Francesc Ferrer I Guardia

The nuisance of her presence outweighs the gratification to be derived from tormenting her — Emily Bronte

We see with the eyes, but we see with the brain as well. And seeing with the brain is often called imagination. — Oliver Sacks