Pinoy Sweet Funny Quotes & Sayings

Richard did not believe in angels, he never had. He was damned if he was going to start now. Still, it was much easier not to believe in something when it was not actually looking directly at you and saying your name. — Neil Gaiman

She glimpsed the sexless mounds between their legs and shuddered. For some reason, she found their lack of genitals uncannily obscene, an indignity, a piece of humanity they had been denied. — Jason Heller

He smokes too much weed. I can taste it in his spunk. I need to get him to eat more pineapple to sweeten his seed. I'm like the Iron Chef of ball batter. — Jaden Wilkes

A loving eye is all the charm needed: to such you are handsome enough; or rather your sternness has a power beyond beauty. — Charlotte Bronte

My mother explained the magic with this washing machine the very, very first day. She said, 'Now Hans, we have loaded the laundry. The machine will make the work. And now we can go to the library.' Because this is the magic: you load the laundry, and what do you get out of the machine? You get books out of the machines, children's books. — Hans Rosling

The creatures I had seen were not men, had never been men. They were animals - humanised animals - triumphs of vivisection. — Jeffery Deaver

Jiu Jitsu is a vehicle for self-discovery and growth. It reminds me of my ego, of my insecurities, and of my shortcomings. — Chris Matakas

Even ministers of good things are like torches, a light to others, waste and destruction to themselves. — Richard Hooker