Pinche Pendejo Quotes & Sayings

Hubris and science are incompatible. — Douglas Preston

You are so beautiful, Layla. And if I could pick one thing I could stare at for the rest of eternity, it would be you. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony. — Charles Baudelaire

Reasons I don't want a serious boyfriend:
1. They hold you back
2. Grind you down
3. Then mess with your head — Ali Harris

This wine should be eaten, it is too good to be drunk. — Jonathan Swift

People tend to be more tofu-like, able to absorb whatever environment they're dropped into. But where does the adaptability end and your actual personality begin? — Sloane Crosley

Life isn't about waiting for the showers to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain." - Vivian Greene — Mary C. Neal

No person who has not spent a period of his life in those 'stark and sullen solitudes that sentinel the Pole' will understand fully what trees and flowers, sun-flecked turf and running streams mean to the soul of a man — Ernest Shackleton

I'm financially ugly. — Rea Lidde

We'll be getting rid of these people here ... First, Mr. Samir Naga ... Naga ... Naga ... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway. — Bob Porter

You know, OK, I made a few jokes and they killed 3000 Americans. Fair trade. — Ann Coulter