Pinche Pendeja Quotes & Sayings

Somehow even tragedies seem less tragical, when you are the actors in them, than they look to outsiders — Hannah Whitall Smith

Bitcoin is not "unregulated". It is regulated by algorithm instead of being regulated by government bureaucracies. Un-corrupted. — Andreas Antonopoulos

There is a little good in the worst of us and a little bad in the best of us and it ill behoves any of us to criticize the rest of us. — Philippa Carr

But people need to cling to something," Oshima says. "They have to. You're doing the same, even though you don't realize it. It's like Goethe said: Everything's a metaphor. — Haruki Murakami

Well shit! If she's dead, how can I have a bitch smackdown with her? — Kristen Ashley

While explaining God to his granddaughter Daska, Horace Dade Ashton said, 'God was everything she breathed and walked on, everything that lived, everything she saw, touched, and felt. God was in every one of us. — Marc Ashton

I don't play much golf anymore. I can't - if I break 80, I'm doing pretty well. — Jack Nicklaus

There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long. — Will Rogers

Take it easy baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun! — Jim Morrison

His lithe and lethal grace is hypnotic, too, in the way he moves like a leopard in the African grass, even if it's just striding down a sidewalk. I got sucked into all this, but I can't afford to let it ... — Jasinda Wilder

I rescued him from the certainty of a turmoil and put him in a turmoil of uncertainty. — Khaled Hosseini

There is no patience so terrible as that of the deranged. — Sarah Waters

When one has success, the answer is not to undo that success. It is to continue what has been done. — Chuck Schumer

Imagine, the task force guy says, telling a passenger on arrival that a dildo kept her baggage on the East Coast. Sometimes it's even a man. It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article. A dildo. Never your dildo. — Chuck Palahniuk

This is, in part, why there is less magic in the world today. Magic is secret and secrets are magic, after all, and years upon years of teaching and sharing magic and worse. Writing it down in fancy books that get all dusty with age has lessened it, removed its power bit by bit. — Erin Morgenstern