Pimchanok Leuwisetpaiboon Quotes & Sayings

If you could eat portions of pine trees, you could eliminate corn in many ways. — Homaro Cantu

If life becomes one naval lint fuzzball after another, enjoy picking naval lint. Be open to the changes that life brings. Find a way to make the best life you can for yourself, regardless of the situation. Look to stay healthy and stay positive in your thinking. Focus on the good parts of your life. Be content with finding happiness in everyday events. Add fun and silliness to your life. Whatever you end up doing find the joy in it. — Susan Spira

We are hours and minutes reaching for the same second, holding hands as we spin forward into new days and the promise of something better. — Tahereh Mafi

The Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. — Lyndon B. Johnson

He can do it any time he wants,' says Zelda, hugging me from the other side. 'Any time he sees a Nazi, he can just do a poo. — Morris Gleitzman

Only those who have learned well to be earnestly dissatisfied with themselves, and to be confounded with shame at their wretchedness truly understand the Christian gospel. — John Calvin

Frank Fay [...] became renowned as the first of the great comic emcees - and in many minds the first stand-up comedian. — Kliph Nesteroff

It feels good when the one you owe walks with you. It feels ecstatic when the one you don't owe walks. — Shweta Suvarna

To cut the head off and then hack the limbs, Like wrath in death and envy afterwards. For Antony is but a limb of Caesar. 165 Let us be sacrificers, but not butchers, Caius. — William Shakespeare

What do you call each other? What are your pet names? Dearest? Turtledove? Thor? Herr Handsome of my heart? Lizard of my labia? Captain of my clitoris? — Penny Reid

A man who's susceptible to panic attack is a man full of worry — Sunday Adelaja

I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't. — Lewis Black