Pillorying Quotes & Sayings

I started in the era when Hollywood reveled in being the most cost-inefficient industry on the planet. They used to commission a hundred scripts for every one they made. — Richard Greenberg

Broadway is the actor's Mt. Everest - but with more flattering frocks. — Lydia Leonard

The jukebox played some hillbilly tune; steel guitar and emotion-choked moaning ... — Philip K. Dick

Criticize on defense and encourage on offense. — John Brady

Conservatives are those who worship dead radicals. — William Rehnquist

Strange, isn't it, that warfare has come down to fencing with complicated toys that only a few seedy scholars can make or understand. — Herman Wouk

Here's the only thing I know for sure: Chopped pineapple is incredible on hot dogs. Honest to God, I love pineapple on everything- I would probably even eat it off a cadaver's hand- but toss it with a little chopped red onion and put it on a hot dog, and it's bliss. There's not a lot you can count on in this world, but pineapple? It's solid. — Beth Harbison

Conquering the universe one has to solve two problems: gravity and red tape. We could have mastered gravity. — Wernher Von Braun

We should ... be able to see that our interest would be best served not by asking the state to promulgate our values but by forbidding the state to promulgate any values at all. If the state can espouse some value that we love, it can, with equal justice, espouse others we do not love. — Richard Mitchell