Piersall Quotes & Sayings

I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won. — Jimmy Piersall

If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette. — Jimmy Piersall

I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field, it was a different story. — Jimmy Piersall

I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time. — Ann Coulter

People will be fascinated. We will think of each other in a far more homogeneous way, because we will know that there is something that is different from us. And when we say 'us,' it will mean as a species. — Dwight Schultz

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy. — Jimmy Piersall

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened. — Jimmy Piersall

Google only loves you when everyone else loves you first. — Wendy Piersall

There is no better therapy than understanding. — Jimmy Piersall

Nutrition makes me puke. — Jimmy Piersall

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.' — Jimmy Piersall

I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been sick. — Jimmy Piersall

I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day. — Jimmy Piersall

We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on. — Jimmy Piersall

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear. — Jimmy Piersall

It's all inside of you - what you want, who you are, and who you want to be. Just give it time." He pulls away and helps me to my feet. "Nobody makes you, you. You make yourself. — Patricia Vanasse

How to stop procrastinating starts with believing you can overcome procrastination. — Robert Moment

Behind intimidating messages are simply people appealing to us to meet their needs. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one. — Jimmy Piersall

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. — Jimmy Piersall

A mild attack of apoplexy may be called death's retaining fee. — Gilles Menage

I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984. — Jimmy Piersall