Pianigiani Maccheroni Quotes & Sayings

There's just as much sin inside the church as outside. — Tullian Tchividjian

I may be very obtuse, Holmes, but I fail to see what this suggests. — Arthur Conan Doyle

You'll always be loved, Margaret. As long as I'm alive, you'll be alive, and loved. — Sarah Ettritch

The obscurity of a writer is generally in proportion to his incapacity. — Quintilian

A true philosopher is beyond the reach of fortune. — Walter Savage Landor

I paint my pictures with all the considerations which are natural to my intelligence, and according as my intelligence understands them. — Paolo Veronese

Amusement has always been the great moving force behind culture. — Italo Calvino

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco. — Jeff Foxworthy

Let me tell you something, honey. When your boobs fall south and that pretty skin of yours looks like you've been tanning in a nuclear war zone, you'll see what I mean about independence. When the looks are gone, all you've got left is your spirit, and ya gotta use it until you lose it. That and the occasional sponge bath from Francisco, but soon his ass will be just as wrinkly as mine. Beauty fades, but a strong will keeps ya young and springy.
-Miss Velma — Rachael Wade