Phyllis Diller Retirement Quotes & Sayings

Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine. — Sigmund Freud

Electrical force is defined as something which causes motion of electrical charge; an electrical charge is something which exerts electric force. — Arthur Eddington

Unhappy, but not unhappy enough. — Samuel Beckett

Crying was like pissing everything out on the ground. — Stephen King

I used to carry a copy of Ulysses with me everywhere just in case I was knocked down by a bus. It seemed more important than having clean underwear. — Craig Raine

My mentality, uncontrollable and wanton as always, whispered to me a scheme so magnificent and daring that I shrank from the very thought of what I was hearing. "Stop!" I cried imploringly to my god-like mind. "This is madness." But still I listened to the counsel of my brain. It was offering me the opportunity to Save the World Through Degeneracy. — John Kennedy Toole

What potent blood hath modest May. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

In international relations, in foreign policy, a great deal has to do with historical circumstances, a great deal has to do with the sense and perception of people. — Salman Khurshid

The poor know they are in need. — Heidi Baker

Imagination must be allowed to run free in our subconscious mind and when ready, it reveals its ideals to us in our conscious state. — Lee Bice-Matheson

People aren't good or bad. They just do good or bad things. Your only hope is to know which is which. — Edeet Ravel