Phoneshop Comedy Quotes & Sayings

If you don't provide a product that is satisfying people, no matter what your ideology, they tell you to take a hike. — Bill O'Reilly

Hadn't he shown me, time and time again, that he was willing to be my friend if I was willing to let him?
It had been so long since I'd even wanted a friend that I wasn't sure I even remembered how to go about making one. — Alexandra Bracken

In 2008 all the stars aligned perfectly for Obama's 6-point victory over John McCain. He was an inexperienced, untested neophyte, and successfully convinced enough voters to paint their own version of what hope-and-change was all about on the blank canvas he provided. — Bob Beauprez

You will very soon be. Sit down. Why are you not at the ball?"
"I had no inclination for it, sir. I might ask, why are not you?"
"Not finding you there, I came here," he replied.
"I am indeed flattered," said Miss Challoner.
He laughed. "It's all I went for, my dear, I assure you. Why was that fellow holding your hands?"
"For comfort," said Miss Challoner desolately.
He held out his own. "Give them to me. — Georgette Heyer

We must search the scriptures, accepting them as the mind and will and voice of the Lord and the very power of God unto salvation. — Bruce R. McConkie

You're meant to have whatever your heart desires. Whatever your heart wants that much is already a part of you. — Francesca Lia Block

A critic is to an author as a fungus to an oak. — Edward Abbey

I have shot mine arrow o'er the house And hurt my brother. — William Shakespeare

We sow, we grow, our love in life's farm — Pawan Painjane

And Christ "will appear a second time, not to deal with sin but to save those who are eagerly waiting for him." (Heb 9:28). And "on his robe and on his thigh he has a name written"
not king of the Jews, but "King of all kings and Lord of lords." (Rev. 19:16). Amen. Come, King Jesus. — John Piper

Lenny's face was smiling, too. For a minute they were both ten years old. Time travel in real life. — Lynne Rae Perkins