Philbins Quotes & Sayings

Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it — Bill Bailey

Love is a learned behavior. If you don't learn how to love yourself someone will teach you how to hate yourself. — Tony Gaskins

Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too. — Ian Woosnam

You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong?
Charlie: No, no, I'm okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, it's unsettling. — Christopher Moore

Training was one thing, reality another, and no one could be sure that the ancient human instincts of self-preservation would not take over in an emergency. — Arthur C. Clarke

If this is your idea of glamour, I'm having second thoughts about letting you make me over. — Cassandra Clare