Phanderson Quotes & Sayings

She had been a princess in a faraway kingdom when a jolt like a thousand bolts of electricity forced her eyes wide open. — C.E. Weisman

I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure in his perfect creatures, and cheers them on like a brainless dad as they run roughshod over the rest of us. He gives us a need for love, and no way to get any. He gives us a desire to be liked, and personal attributes that make us utterly unlikable. Having placed his flawed and needy children in a world of exacting specifications, he deducts the difference between what we have and what we need from our hearts and our self-esteem and our mental health. — George Saunders

There are some power-abusing, corrupt monsters in our federal government that despise me because I have the audacity to speak the truth. — Ted Nugent

My mother is a muttonhead. — Julia Golding

I used to have 20/20 vision, believe it or not; that's gone because of all the reading I did when I wasn't supposed to, reading in the back of a car, waiting for each street light to go past so I could grab another sentence. — Hannah Kent

My mirror never shows me what I want to see. I can't possibly be this fat and ugly! — Michael R. Fletcher

Psalm 115:3 reveals, "Our God is in heaven; he does whatever pleases him. — Francis Chan