Pfui Quotes & Sayings

She loved so many things - cats, dogs, roses, people - that sometimes I wonder if she chose to be alone to best enjoy them all. — Kate Bolick

You probably fuck like a limp noodle."
-Bridgette
"I fuck like I'm Thor."
-Warren — Colleen Hoover

You can't tolerate a decent and swift conclusion to a skirmish between an individual and what you call society, as long as you have it in your power to turn it into a ghastly and prolonged struggle; the victim must squirm like a worm in your fingers, not for ten minutes, but for ten months. Pfui! I don't like the law. It was not I, but a great philosopher, who said that the law is an ass. — Rex Stout

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD! — Kurt Angle

There are only two ways that God's justice can be satisfied with respect to your sin. Either you satisfy it or Christ satisfies it. You can satisfy it by being banished from God's presence forever. Or you can accept the satisfaction that Jesus Christ has made. — R.C. Sproul

Pfui', I said. It is an expression I don't often use ... — P.G. Wodehouse

Why am I so weird all the time? Then again, having conversations with myself in my head doesn't help. — Kia Carrington-Russell

How come it's all right for the bad guys to do whatever they want, and whenever I want to do something it's 'forget about it'? What's the good of being the Rightful Heir anyway? All I get is trouble! — Garth Nix

I saw them. It was impossible to snitch a sample."
He grunted, lowering himself into his chair. "I didn't ask you to."
"Who said you did, but you expected me to. There are three of them in a glass case and the guard has his feet glued."
"What color are they?"
"They're not black."
"Black flowers are never black. What color are they?"
"Well." I considered. "Say you take a piece of coal. Not anthracite. Cannel coal."
"That's black."
"Wait a minute. Spread on it a thin coating of open kettle molasses. That's it."
"Pfui. You haven't the faintest notion what it would look like. Neither have I."
"I'll go buy a piece of coal and we'll try it. — Rex Stout

If I produce a 450-pound Bengal tiger, it's going to create a lot more wonder than if I produce a rabbit. — Doug Henning