Pfizer Funny Quotes & Sayings

Hope is my guideline, happiness is my purpose, and love is my life's strength and power. — Debasish Mridha

There are only a few safe targets left, just a few groups of people you can say anything negative about without getting in trouble for it. I've made a list of safe targets and I probably ought to stick to those. Politicians, for instance. You can say anything you want about them, and it doesn't matter how unfair you are. People seem to like it. — Andy Rooney

I wish I got invited to more luaus. I really do! — Zooey Deschanel

How many things we held yesterday as articles of faith which today we tell as fables. — Michel De Montaigne

They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow. — Neil Kinnock

Hey, if I don't have a job, I don't know why I bother to get up. Any time the phone rings, I'm ready to go. What else am I going to do? See, I've never retired. I don't even know what it means. — Morgan Freeman

My neighborhood now is all 21-year-old European supermodels. I go to the international newsstand on the corner, and they're all looking for their pictures in 'Italian Vogue.' — John Benjamin Hickey

Sacrifice for a worthy cause means something. It's the best of what makes us human. — Heather Anastasiu

Hereditary monarchy offers numerous advantages for America. It is the only form of government able to unify a heterogeneous people. Thanks to centuries of dynastic marriage, the family tree of every royal house is an ethnic grab bag with something for everybody. We need this badly; America is the only country in the world where you can suffer culture shock without leaving home. We can't go on much longer depending upon disasters like Pearl Harbor and the Iranian hostage-taking to bring us together. — Florence King

I hate wearin' sunglasses, to be honest with you. You don't need sunglasses in Ireland. — Tristan MacManus

For I am verily persuaded the generality of preachers talk of an unknown and unfelt Christ; and the reason why congregations have been so dead is, because they have had dead men preaching to them. — Gilbert Tennent

Art Monk was an example for Jerry Rice. That's what Jerry always told me. — Ronnie Lott