Petzoldts Quotes & Sayings

When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that. — Carlos Mencia

Grandma Mazur reads the obituary columns like they're part of the paper's entertainment section. Other communities have country clubs and fraternal orders. The Burg has funeral parlors. If people stopped dying, the social life of the Burg would come to a grinding halt. — Janet Evanovich

I rubbed the scar on my skin. It felt like the truth. — Kami Garcia

Sufism is the spiritual tradition of the dervishes. Its teachers never strive to show how wise they are, and their disciples go into a trance by performing a kind of whirling dance. — Paulo Coelho

People can be induced to swallow anything, provided it is sufficiently seasoned with praise. — Moliere

Psalm 115:3 reveals, "Our God is in heaven; he does whatever pleases him. — Francis Chan