Petty Bullshit Quotes & Sayings

The United States of America will sound as pompously in the world or in history as The Kingdom of Great Britain. — Thomas Paine

I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay. — Noel Fielding

Isn't that a little Old Testament for a nun?" "Ex-nun. And let me tell you, that serenity crap from The Sound of Music? Bullshit. Inside the cloister, the sisters are just as petty as people on the outside. There are some you love and some you hate. I did my share of spitting in the Holy Water font before another nun used it. It was totally worth the twenty rosaries I said for penance. — Jodi Picoult

Jericho lay back down on his side, watching her breathe just an arm's length from him. She was not beautiful while she slept; her mouth hung open and she snored very lightly, and this, despite everything that had happened, made him smile. — Libba Bray

Working on a ranch is heaven. It's a hard life, featuring plenty of hard work, and yet at the same time it's an easy life. You're outside all the time. Most days it's just you and the animals. You don't have to deal with people or offices or any petty bullshit. You just do your job. — Chris Kyle

It is [children] who are God's presence, promise and hope for mankind. — Marian Wright Edelman

If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting. — Lois Greiman

I've known Al Gore since he was born. He has been the best little boy, he was a boring child, and he has never done anything wrong. — Cokie Roberts

I don't really know why I'm so busy, but I like it. Sometimes I think I need to slow down. And then I'm even busier! — Brianna Brown

If every mother in the United States could wrap her mind around her true value as a woman and mother, her life would never be the same. We would wake up every morning excited for the day rather feeling as though we'd been hit by a truck during the night. We would talk differently to our kids, fret less about our husbands' annoying habits, and speak with greater tenderness and clarity. We would find more contentment in our relationships, let means remarks roll off our backs, and leave work feeling confident in the job we performed. And best of all - we wouldn't obsess about our weight (can you imagine?), physical fitness, or what kind of home we live in. We would live a kinda of home we live in. We would live free from superficial needs because we would know deep in our hearts what we need and more importantly, what we don't need. Each of us would live a life of extraordinary freedom. — Meg Meeker

I felt like any individual's recovery was more important than the film I was making. And I actually felt that my presence was a form of witness that communicated to the people I was following that their lives mattered. — Brian Lindstrom

Moskowitz became a world leader in the use of neuroplasticity for treating pain only after making some discoveries while treating himself. A — Norman Doidge

The Republicans can send the nation into turmoil, but we will not come to any agreement that does not include new revenue - and not just token new revenue. It is their choice. — Patty Murray

Astrology is framed by the devil, to the end people may be scared from entering into the state of matrimony, and from every divine and human office and calling. — Martin Luther

If you want to understand love, first learn about freedom. — Paulo Coelho

Even then, if the cliff, chosen and cherished from long ago, had not been so picturesque, if it had been merely a flat, prosaic bank, the suicide might not have taken place at all. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Be confident, but allow yourself to be vulnerable. — Jonathan Sadowski