Petritis On Leaf Quotes & Sayings

Humanity's greatest challenge may soon be just making it to the next harvest. — Lester R. Brown

We can accommodate Mr. Delgado as well. (LaCrosse)
'He'd agreed with polite grace, but he wasn't particularly happy. Someone had him by the short hairs and was braiding them.' (Carlos) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Any reason why we couldn't just ditch the condoms from now on?" Surprise — Madeleine Urban

Turn, O backsliding children, saith the Lord; for I am married unto you. — Ellen G. White

If you strike me, Hareton will strike you! So you may as well sit down. — Emily Bronte

I think performers are all show-offs anyway, especially musicians. Unless you show off, you're not going to get noticed. — Elton John

Do you know how to hide a dead body? — Chris Grams

You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel ... oh, nevermind. — George Lopez