Pesters Persistently Quotes & Sayings

For a brief moment I thought that Stanley the Magical Squirrel had been alive up until only seconds before, when my father had chosen to give him some sort of bizarre colorectal exam gone horribly wrong. Then I realized that this was, more likely, a squirrel my father had found dead on the road, and that he had sliced it open and decided to use it as some sort of grotesque hand puppet culled from the very bowels of hell. Lisa — Jenny Lawson

I believe that the Europeans, first and foremost, the Germans, will also understand me. Let me remind you that in the course of political consultations on the unification of East and West Germany ... some nations that were then and are now Germany's allies did not support the idea of unification. Our nation, however, unequivocally supported the sincere, unstoppable desire of the Germans for national unity. I am confident that you have not forgotten this, and I expect that the citizens of Germany will also support the aspiration of the Russians, of historical Russia, to restore unity. — Vladimir Putin

The only treasures we keep are our experiences...never stop traveling, exploring, living in the present moment!! — Aniket Ketkar

Cholera was always a problem in unsanitary, crowded conditions; it broke out in workhouses throughout the famine years. When — Ryan Hackney

It was not in Raj Lyubov's nature to think, "What can I do?" Character and training disposed him not to interfere in other men's business. His job was to find out what they did, and his inclination was to let them go on doing it. — Ursula K. Le Guin

I'm not really one for regrets. — David Bailey

Young man, there are some things in the world so profane that their only real value is in not knowing about them. — Richard Kadrey

Generally, when it comes to covers, I try and add elements that may not take your immediate attention but really become important the more you look at them. — Lee Bermejo

If you are uninterested in what I say, there's an end to it. If you like what I say, please try to understand which previous influences have made you like it. If you like some of the things I say, and dislike others, you could try to understand why. If you dislike all I say, why not try to find out what formed your attitude? — Idries Shah

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. — Steven Wright

That's what hip-hop is: It's sociology and English put to a beat, you know. — Talib Kweli

I shouldn't be allowed to think when I'm drinking. — Tara Sivec