Pescatelli Comedian Quotes & Sayings

My mother always said, 'The best way to ruin a story is to tell the other side.' — Gordon Smith

When you wake up, choose to be happy. That is the fourth undeniable quality of a winner. — Joel Osteen

Forced to choose between limiting population or trying to increase food production, we chose the latter and ended up with starvation, warfare, and tyranny. — Jared Diamond

Today it is not a matter of 'conserving' the present or returning to a recent past that has failed, but rather of regaining possession of our most archaic roots, which is to say those most suited to the victorious life. — Guillaume Faye

As the man left and became gone the fault wailed after him, heartbroken. Yelling back at him all the ways he and it belonged to one another. — Rosca Marx

It's punishment to be compelled to do what one doesn't wish. — Alice Dunbar Nelson

A library outranks any other one thing a community can do to benefit its people. It is a never failing spring in the desert. — Andrew Carnegie

She believes that going too far is wrong. Yet she's not trying to prove her point; she's just living it out. — Travis Thrasher

For me, Woody Allen's 'Manhattan' defines New York. Both New York and Manhattan Island should be in black in white! I always hear the soundtrack of Gershwin in my head every time I go over the Queensboro Bridge, or come in from JFK because of it! — Brian Cox

A writer's mind is like a teapot. The words build up in your head until you just gotta let 'em out. — Max Hawthorne

General knowledge may have to be slight or even amateurish knowledge, but it is none the less useful, and we discourage it at our peril. — C.V. Wedgwood

I do not refuse the Blue-Pearmain, I fill my pockets on each side; and as I retrace my steps in the frosty eve, being perhaps four or five miles from home, I eat one first from this side, and then from that, to keep my balance. [17] — Henry David Thoreau