Perverted Fortune Cookie Quotes & Sayings

This is my life's work. It is a user's manual to the human being, a parenting book ... and how to be the best you can be. — Faye Snyder

I wish you a blessed beautiful Christmas with the fullness of grace. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I found myself wanting the monster because it was honest, a level of honesty most go their entire lives without confronting, always content to hide behind their social masks and business cards. It — Kitty Thomas

The only thing I wanted in free agency was an opportunity to continue to chase that dream and continue to win championships.? — Tyson Chandler

If we can't help our family, who are we going to help? — Cristiano Ronaldo

And if anyone asks what became of me, you relate my life in all its wonder, and end it with a simple and modest He died. — Suzanne Weyn

Do the right thing, and then do the next right thing, and that will lead you to the next right thing after that. — Michael J. Fox

Lets not focus on saving a nickel ... lets focus on making a buck. — Adam Carolla

You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan. — Kurt Angle

My noble father,
I do perceive here a divided duty.
To you I am bound for life and education.
My life and education both do learn me
How to respect you. You are the lord of my duty,
I am hitherto your daughter. But here's my husband,
And so much duty as my mother showed
To you, preferring you before her father,
So much I challenge that I may profess
Due to the Moor my lord. — William Shakespeare

The Communists offer one precious, fatal boon: they take away the sense of sin. — Murray Kempton

I mean, Jane Wyman did a lot of silly parts for years and then all of a sudden went serious and was tremendous. — Cleo Moore

Maybe she really likes guys who like hamburgers. — Nick Cole

The true secret to genius is in creativity, not in technical mechanics. — Al Seckel