Personalized Wall Vinyl Quotes & Sayings

If a man isn't being nice when you're out, all you have to do is remain polite and then go home early. — Sherry Argov

I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered. — Norman Mailer

What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh ... it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo. — Cuthbert Soup

Perhaps it wasn't beating because it had broken clean through and stopped — Josephine Angelini

His participation was in the ballpark of a pity fuck. — Janet Evanovich

Whose foot is to be the measure to which ours are all to be cut or stretched? — Thomas Jefferson

Barney spotted our neighbor's lawn, where he promptly took care of his business. There I was, the former president of the United States, with a plastic bag on my hand, picking up that which I had been dodging for the past eight years. — George W. Bush

Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn. — John Cleese

In fact, on one occasion, a rather pedantic experimental psychologist was telling him about a long, complicated experiment he had done, incorporating all the proper controls and using considerable technical virtuosity. When he saw Crick's exasperated expression he said, "but Dr. Crick, we have got it right - we know it's right," Crick's response was, "The point is not whether it's right. The point is: does it even matter whether its right or wrong?" — Vilayanur S. Ramachandran

Anxiety can act as internal gravity, shrinking the soul. — Fredrik Backman