Personal Assistant Funny Quotes & Sayings

I know, he said. We are into the Bad Idea neighborhood and heading down I Have a Bad Feeling Street. (Shane) — Rachel Caine

That calls for a witty comeback.
"Whatever," I say. — Susan Ee

The learning principle is to plunge into the detailed mystery of the micro in order to understand what makes the macro tick. Our obstacle is that we live in an attention-deficit culture. — Josh Waitzkin

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders. — Rachel Dratch

I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really. — Norm MacDonald

The scariest thing in the world is losing your mask. — Patrick Roy