Permed Short Quotes & Sayings

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. — Seth Rogen

The important thing is to be able to live in a place or a situation where you must use your sixth sense all the time. — Michael Ondaatje

She noticed immediately that they were now in an altogether paler country. The sun had disappeared above a film of vapour. The air was becoming cooler every minute. The land was flat and treeless and there seemed to be no colour in it at all. Every minute, the mist became thicker. The air became colder still and everything became paler and paler until soon there was nothing but grey and white all around them. They were in a country of swirling mists and ghostly vapours. There was some sort of grass underfoot but it was not green. It was ashy grey. — Roald Dahl

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. — Tim Vine

This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short hair that's permed on top? What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct. — Tina Fey

Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford. — Jimmy Hill

All government, indeed every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue, and every prudent act, is founded on compromise and barter. — Edmund Burke

We are here to affirm, not to deny ... when we affirm all that is God, all that is not God is automatically denied. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

A warrior lives on his wars, whether offensive or defensive. And he suffers a collapse if he finds that his warring capacity is unwanted. — Mahatma Gandhi

The resolution approved today presents the Iraqi regime with a test - a final test. — George W. Bush

You cannot train a horse with shouts and expect it to obey a whisper. — Dagobert D. Runes