Perilously Alarmingly Quotes & Sayings

Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him. — Louise Rennison

There is a time of life somewhere between the sullen fugues of adolescence and the retrenchments of middle age when human nature becomes so absolutely absorbing one wants to be in the city constantly, even at the height of summer. — Edward Hoagland

All Americans should be exempt from the atrocities of Obamacare - no exception. — Austin Scott

Ah, yes. That. The sin of being happy or excited. According to my father, we must guard carefully against such things. According to my father, these emotions are the equivalent of dancing on out fifth-floor window ledge. Clearly inviting a nasty fall. — Catherine Ryan Hyde

Shall I give you yet another reason why you should pray? I have preached my very heart out. I could not say any more than I have said. Will not your prayers accomplish that which my preaching fails to do? Is it not likely that the Church has been putting forth its preaching hand but not its praying hand? Oh dear friends! Let us agonize in prayer. — Charles Spurgeon

The odd thing about comedy is that the more personal you are, the larger the audience. — David Steinberg

Jane felt that he would write from the depths of a wretchedness that would not necessarily be insincere because its outward signs were so theatrical. Pesumably attractive men and probably woman too must always be suffering in this way; they must so often have to reject and cast aside love, and perhaps even practice did not always make them ruthless and cold-blooded enough to do it without feeling any qualms. — Barbara Pym

Suicide is not just killing yourself, but the world outside — Mayank Sharma

She's immune to the Flare. Use her. Do it before the crazy people find you. — James Dashner