People Giving Bad Advice Quotes & Sayings

[...] but personally if I never drink another crocodile pee I shall be a happy man.'
'Crocodile pee?'
'I always assumed that that was the main ingredient in Gatorade, but I may be wrong. — M.J. Trow

Kiss me, Jacob. Kiss me, and then come back. — Stephenie Meyer

The pen is in your hands, the rest is still unwritten. — Natasha Bedingfield

For want of a Pilate of their own, some Christians would accept a Constantine or whomever might be the current incarnation of Caesar. — Wendell Berry

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way. — Dave Allen

Nothing is more confusing than people who give good advice but set a bad example. — Norman Vincent Peale

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers. — Billy Carter

Being a public person doesn't necessarily mean you're a piece of meat for everybody. — Elle Macpherson

Women and love are underpinnings. Examine them and you threaten the very structure of culture. — Shulamith Firestone

By George!" cried the inspector. "How did you ever see that?"
Because I looked for it. — Arthur Conan Doyle

When you do a play, or even a movie, you have weeks to finesse your character. You really understand why they do what they do. In TV, you get new material weekly about your character. — D. B. Sweeney

The biggest piece of advice that I give young comedians is: If it's your goal to get where I'm at, go do something else. Because you'll never get here. Never. The odds are so bad. Because not only do you have to be a really, really strong comedian but you also have to be lucky. And most people don't get that combination. — Ron White

In our learning, let us not neglect the fountain of revelation. The scriptures and the words of modern-day apostles and prophets are the sources of wisdom, divine knowledge, and personal revelation to help us find answers to all the challenges in life. Let us learn of Christ; let us seek out that knowledge which leads to peace, truth, and the sublime mysteries of eternity. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf

Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld