Pennsylvania Dutch Funny Quotes & Sayings

Bein' cooped up indoors. The little finger waggled briefly. — Diana Gabaldon

There is a reason why all things are as they are. — Bram Stoker

I played the game for 20 years, and I think that kept me on the football field, being adjusted. Getting hit so many times, being all out of whack, and going in to see my chiropractor kept me back on the football field. — Jerry Rice

? Life is all about relationships and what actually happens when people relate, when people understand each other. To see each other for who they are, not what we want or expect of them. Margaret Bouchard — Ted Magnuson

Any man shall speak the better when he knows what others have said, and sometimes the consciousness of his inward knowledge gives a confidence to his outward behavior, which of all other is the best thing to grace a man in his carriage. — Owen Feltham

It is rational to believe, as it is our very existence that is at stake. — Pope Benedict XVI

The two greatest fear busters are knowledge and action — Denis Waitley

I do consider myself as being French, I suppose. — Kristin Scott Thomas

In a way, a certain amount of self-criticism is a good thing, because it keeps you humble. Realizing that no matter what success you've achieved, you can still make enemies makes you humble, too. — Lynn Johnston

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. — Dave Attell

Oh Gertrud,' I cried, intolerably stirred by the bare mention of that
bed, 'this is a bleak and mischievous world, isn't it? Do you think we
shall ever be warm and comfortable and happy again? — Elizabeth Von Arnim