Pencelals Quotes & Sayings

I'm not married and I don't have kids, and so I like to go to work. — Justin Kirk

I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical dark humor that tends toward the meaner side, like my character in Happy Gilmore. Those kinds of characters come easily to me. — Ben Stiller

Nursery schools and bars at 2 a.m. are the only places where it is completely normal if someone just spontaneously throws up on the floor ... and just like a toddler, the bar patron wakes up the next day not remembering or caring how they behaved. — Jim Gaffigan

People who like to cook like to talk about food ... without one cook giving another cook a tip or two, human life might have died out a long time ago. — Laurie Colwin

This ... this ... thing?"
"A parsnip?" Jem suggested
"A parsnip planted in satan's own garden," said Will. He glanced about. "I dont suppose there's a dog I could feed it to?"
"There dont seem to be any pets about," Jem-who loved animals, even the inglorious and ill-tempered Church-observed.
"Probably all poisened by parsnips," said Will. — Cassandra Clare

Violence in our society has reached epidemic proportions ... Violence in the media for entertainment purposes has been established as a major contributing factor. — Deborah Prothrow-Stith

Nothing in my younger life could have told me I would have needed to know how to speak English. — Omar Sy

The most remarkable thing about suffering is that God can use it for our good. — Billy Graham

My only wish is I die real cause that truth hurts and those lies kill. — Drake

I see that the fashion wears out more apparel than the man. — William Shakespeare

In the years of the Reagan-Bush administration alone, about 1.5 million people were killed by South Africa just in the surrounding countries. Forget what was happening in South Africa and Namibia. — Noam Chomsky

Gardeners are good at nurturing, and they have a great quality of patience, they're tender. They have to be persistent. — Ralph Fiennes