Pegarse Las Sabanas Quotes & Sayings

Better not perceive yourselves too high, O humans.
We only value mankind as our experimentation object. — Toba Beta

I felt bad for Lulu because I've been Lulu. It's really hard when you realize the guy you've been dating is basically a high schooler at heart. It make you feel like Mary Kay Letourneau. It's the worst.
Until I was thirty, I only dated boys, as far as I can tell. I'll tell you why. Men scared the shit out of me.
Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn't on the floor. Men tip generously. Men buy new shampoo instead of adding water to a nearly empty bottle of shampoo. Men go to the dentist. Men make reservations. Men go in for a kiss without giving you some long preamble about how they're thinking of kissing you. — Mindy Kaling

As long as there are only 3 to 4 people on the floor, the country is in good hands. It's only when you have 50 to 60 in the Senate that you want to be concerned. — Bob Dole

I'll tell you anything about myself. I will show you my bare butthole. — Rachel Bloom

You are both rich my friends ... And your riches are the only riches worth having, the riches of content. — L. Frank Baum

Forests precede civilizations and deserts follow them. — Francois-Rene De Chateaubriand

Cosmology is among the oldest subjects to captivate our species. And it's no wonder. We're storytellers, and what could be more grand than the story of creation? — Brian Greene