Pee Wee Herman Famous Quotes & Sayings

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder. — James Carville

All of my family is so close. We're always over at each other's houses. — Buddy Valastro

She grinned wide and wicked, and Phane's chest tightened with desire. That is, until she said, I have many males. — Laura Wright

That's silly, Anna," said the Honorable Olive. "Being afraid is silly, you know it is. — Eva Ibbotson

The ultimate goal of this book is to present fragments from an epic about an animal that evolved, started talking, started talking about the fact that it was talking, and then paused briefly before asking itself how it started talking in the first place. — Christine Kenneally

Somehow I feel that a person who thinks he has discovered the absolute truth will not be someone I know. — Manu Joseph

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice. — Homer

I am a clairaudient healer. My specialty is being able to discern the blocks within a person's energy that are prohibiting them from being free, happy, and powerful. — Dee Wallace

By the worldly standards of public life, all scholars in their work are of course oddly virtuous. They do not make wild claims, they do not cheat, they do not try to persuade at any cost, they appeal neither to prejudice nor to authority, they are often frank about their ignorance, their disputes are fairly decorous, they do not confuse what is being argued with race, politics, sex or age, they listen patiently to the young and to the old who both know everything. These are the general virtues of scholarship, and they are peculiarly the virtues of science. — Jacob Bronowski

Mortality has its compensations; one is that all evils are transitory, another that better times may come. — George Santayana

The evidence, so far at least and laws of Nature aside, does not require a Designer. Maybe there is one hiding, maddeningly unwilling to be revealed. Sometimes it seems a very slender hope. — Carl Sagan

On a whim, Pisit calls the monk back to ask what he thinks of all this, and Western culture in general. After his drubbing just now he is in a Zen-ish sort of mood, not to say downright sarcastic: 'Actually, the West is Culture of Emergency: Twisters in Texas, earthquakes in California, windchill in Chicago, drought, flood, famine, epidemics, war on everything - watch out for that meteor and how much longer does the sun really have? Of course, if you didn't believe you could control everything, there wouldn't be an emergency, would there? — John Burdett

In this state of absorbed contemplation, there is no longer any question of holding an object in view; the vision is such that seeing and seen are one; object and act of vision have become identical. — Plotinus