Pedro Napoleon Dynamite Quotes & Sayings

A foreign affair juxtaposed with a stateside
and domestically approved romantic fancy
is mysteriously attractive due to circumstances knowing
it will only be parlayed into a memory — Tom Waits

I've got lots of good friends. I could have affairs. I can read a book all night, put the cat on the end of the bed. I can pick up my passport and go to France. I don't have to ask anybody. — Joanna Lumley

I haven't been faithful to my own advice in the past. I will in the future. — Billy Graham

Inviting a goblin to cross your threshold was a recipe for disaster, and certainly worse than doing the same with a vampire. With the latter all you got was a nasty bite, but the company, the extraordinarily good sex and the funny stories more than made up for it - apparently. — Jasper Fforde

The sensation reminds him of the first snow of winter, for those first few hours when everything is blanketed in white, soft and quiet. — Erin Morgenstern

That punishment, the public punishment of disgrace, should in a just measure attend his share of the offence is, we know, not one of the barriers which society gives to virtue. — Jane Austen

I had a gorgeous, half-naked woman straddling my lap, but apparently I wasn't supposed to do anything about it. — Eliza Lentzski

Oh, yes. I'm terribly smart. Wouldn't it have been nice ... to be intelligent? — William Inge